The Christmas Where I "Get" Santa Claus

So you're telling me a guy's gonna come round on Dec. 24 and give me a whole bunch of presents? Sign me up! I don't think I quite understand what you people were trying to tell me about Santa Claus for the past three years. I know—I cried on his lap in the past—but no more. He's getting my undying friendship from here on out.

I've been busy recently reading up on Santa Claus. Seems like a good guy. Not too worry about the logistics of his operation. Just interested in the end results. I've got two books on Santa that I've been studying: one in Japanese and one in English. Lucas doesn't understand how important Santa's going to be for him so I need to teach him all about Santa Claus—now that I'm kind of an expert.

I really should've written a letter to Santa this year. How's he going to know what I wanted? Am I going to get a random selection of picture books and toys? I need him to know exactly what I want!